Friday, February 11, 2011

Excerpt from a girl's diary-2

Thursday 10/02/2011

"See see see, my boyfriend has sent me this card. He loves me so much"- she said. "Oh my God, chooo chweet"- I had to jump off my seat and scream. But then I thought- what the f**k, just a card? So lame. Come on, Valentine's Day comes just once a year. Or maybe he has bought a better gift for somebody else ;-) Ha ha. That bi**h deserves it.

I wish somebody sent me an empty envelop, at least. Alas!

Monday, February 7, 2011

Excerpt from a girl's diary-1

Saturday. 05/02/2011

I mean...what's wrong with these guys? Very cheap. They pass comments on every girl who passes by them. "Hey beauty"- sounds so cheap. Yuck. This is not the nineties, dude. And then when I looked back, guy says "Not to you, baby. To your friend, in red". Oh thank God. Good for me, I thought.

(Afterthought- Somehow that that bi**h always looks better than me in red. Damn it. And these Levi's bas**rds never put anything my size on discount sale. This is a bloody conspiracy. I hate them. And I hate that guy too. Was he blind? Damn!!)